Your Website Looks Like It Belongs in Dial-Up Days!

It’s Time for a Digital Makeover!

Raise your glass of rosé if your website makes you wanna do a digital detox! ‍

Don’t worry, you’re not alone. Between wrangling kids, careers, and maybe even grandkids, who has the time (or patience) to keep their website looking fresh?

But here’s the thing: your website is your online storefront, your digital resume, your creative playground! Shouldn’t it reflect the fabulous, funny, and fierce woman you are?

So, ditch the stock photos of smiling robots and lorem ipsum text that nobody reads. Let’s talk about some website faux pas that need to go the way of butterfly clips and low-rise jeans:

1. Blinking text and animated gifs: Remember those Angelfire websites from the 90s? Yeah, not a good look. Keep your website calm and collected, like your zen after a yoga class.

2. Comic Sans font: Unless you’re running a clown college website, this font needs to take a permanent vacation. Choose something timeless and elegant, like a crisp glass of Sauvignon Blanc.

3. Stock photos that scream “fake!” Nobody believes those staged smiles and awkward interactions. Show off your true personality with real photos, even if it’s you rocking out in your kitchen with your besties.

4. A contact form that requires an essay to submit: Keep it simple, girl! People shouldn’t need a decoder ring to get in touch with you.

5. A website that takes longer to load than a sloth on vacation: Patience is a virtue, but website loading times shouldn’t test it. Optimise those images and make your website a speed demon, like you running late for brunch with your girls.

Remember, your website is an extension of you.

Make it something you’re proud of, something that reflects your unique awesomeness. And if you need help getting there, don’t be afraid to hire a website designer (like me, wink wink).

I’m here to help you slay the digital world, one fabulous website at a time!